October 19, 2010

Rh'anka Village Day Spa

After a long day adventuring, nothing beats the feeling of a steaming hot bath.
Here at Rh'anka Village Day Spa you will receive all the pampering you could ever desire while luxuriating in the famous Softclaws Hot Spring, an amazing natural geological feature.
The hot spring is a comfortable 102 degrees Farenheit and fits 17 humans or elves, or 3 Rhinofolk.
The limestone-infused water is perfect for soothing fatigued warrior muscles. Knights can take advantage of our free armor polishing service while they soak away their aches and pains.

Other services at RVDS include:
Green Mud Body Wraps by famed elven aesthetician, Jirinki Zhee, two-time winner of the Jyr'nathon Holistic Provider of the Year award.
Manicures and Pedicures. Wardens receive a free mani for their Oak Walker when they buy a mani/pedi combo for themselves.
Massages by a skilled team of registered massage therapists. Casters and scouts receive a 10% discount on hand massages. Try our exclusive patented Dimstar Thornapple Ointment for those pesky burns and blisters.
Your privacy is important to us! We are proud of our new VIP entrance for rogues and PvP players. Come and go at RVDS without anyone knowing.

Plenty of free parking for your mount, so come visit Rh'anka Village Day Spa today!
Pamper yourself. You deserve it.

October 17, 2010

Medi's Back!

Medi just came back from vacation and I got in troubles!!
First of all, I put him in a lovely pale purple dress. He didn't like that. Pewp on him.
Secondly, I gave the wrong stat for his Pdef. He says, "66568. Get it right or you're fired."
So there!

October 16, 2010

Overkill?

Had a blast in siege tonight, playing on Medi as Scout. Our team did a fantastic job holding off our opponent, Morningstar of Reni.
Do you think we went a little teensy bit overboard on the defenses?  NO WAY!

P.S. DING! Got Medi's scout side to level 60 today.

October 14, 2010

Me TANK!

My incredibly trusting virtual-husband, Meditank, has gone on a much-needed vacation for a few days and has left me his toon to play with. Medi is a level 60/59 K/S with god knows how many HP and Pdef. I know you hardcore players out there care about those numbers so I will go look them up. One sec...44440 HP unbuffed and 40768 Pdef. There. Happy?  :)

He was kind enough to leave me some instructions on how to tank and how not to die and I have vowed not to let him down. So far, so good! I played pretty much all day today on Medi and didn't die and only killed, well, a few people in my party. Okay a lot of people. But it wasn't my fault!
You see, I tanked the Ant Queen as my first venture into being a Knight. I didn't mean to. I just noticed that Medi hadn't finished that quest yet and there was a shout-out for a raid, so I joined. Turns out there were only two tanks, and the other one insisted that I do it. Eek!
Lucky for me, Heka answered my cry for help and moral support and joined the raid to ensure I wouldn't end up face down getting teabagged. The fight itself was a blur. I came out alive, but according to Heka, the fight was FAIL. Oh well.

Next I tanked first boss of DoD with the guild a few times. Scary! I've seen Medi tank it a thousand times but in reality is was freaking nerve-wracking. He makes it look so easy... when I couldn't even get the party through the hallway to the boss room without one of them dying.
The worst part was that during the boss fight I couldn't see a thing! That is so not cool cuz that boss loves to jump on people's heads. But we survived so I guess that's considered a PASS. 

The rest of my day on my Rent-a-Tank was spent completing the bajillion quests that he hasn't done. Medi isn't fond of questing, while I love it, so I figured I'd help him out. I was actually waaaaay back in Varanas doing level 14 quests. Kinda funny.
Stayed up late to do the daily resets in NJF and tallied up an impressive total of XP for the day. Medi is now 21,089,891 out of 32,350,000 to level 60 on his scout side. That's like over 20 mill XP I made in one day. Woot!

And last but not least...I had to play a joke on Medi. I bought some Illusory Hair Chests for a few rubies and opened them up. Here are the before and after pix. An improvement? Or not? You decide!

October 12, 2010

Introducing a New Team

I got a llama!!
I didn't actually have any diamonds of my own, so I went and did some -- ok, a LOT -- of the free surveys that are offered by Peanut Labs to get enough free diamonds to buy him.

I bought the chocolate colored llama cuz I'm a girl and I love chocolate. Perhaps I will call him Vanilla, just to be silly.
He is a stealth llama, just like Waggles, Sister Agatha's donkey, so he makes no noise when running or rearing. He sniffs the ground for food and chews it. The pissed off expression on his face only adds to his ever-so-charming demeanor. Don't mess with this fuzzy beast...he's spit in your eye and call you estúpido.

Sitting on Vanilla is Blueblade, my newest alt. She is R/P 20/20. Kind of an interesting combo. Been rogue on Spiral for ages so I'm pretty used to that but learning to be a priest is difficult. Too used to popping pots...I keep forgetting about the spells. 
I'm thinking about installing an addon called Healbot that is supposed to be great for making sure no one dies. Right now I'm hesitating cuz it kinda feels like cheating to have a program do things for you, but maybe it's not that bad. And besides, I really don't enjoy getting people killed. Okay, maybe it's funny to see Medi take a dirt nap now and then, but only him.
(Kidding, my hubby. You wouldn't die so much if you stopped trying to save my crazy squishy mage ass!)

Anyway, I'm off to ride the ranges on my fearless furry friend. Ándale, Vanilla!